with the...
I'm sorry. I'm having trouble saying it.
With these losers:
Why, Juan? Why would you do this?
We loved you so much despite the fact that you hack like a computer nerd in his parent's basement. Despite the fact that you try to pull every pitch, including pitches that are part of an intentional walk.
Now the greatest moment of the NLCS will forever be tainted. You're the Johnny Damon of the West Coast. Do this deal, and we will clap for you once, the first time you come back to SF, and then never again. You will always, afterwards, be a Dodger.
My next post will be dedicated to movie characters who have pulled crap like this.
The guy from the Matrix jumps to mind.
Enjoy the steak, Juan. It's not real. You took the blue pill.
Brilliant ending to this piece. Though I would put forward the called third strike on Howard as the best moment of the NLCS, with Uribe's about-to-be-tainted homer as a close second..
ReplyDeleteOh, maybe you meant the walkoff sac fly. Yeah, that could be the one.
ReplyDeleteActually I'd say the best moment was when Sanchez yelled at Utley and the benches cleared just long enough for Affeldt to secretly rub pixie dust on all the game balls before he pitched.
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