Forget Cavs-Heat, We've Got HUGE Giants News To Report

Mike Fontenot is back!
Yes, the man who may or may not be a werewolf and who my wife calls "Fon-ten-tot" is back for 1 year, 1 million, roughly.

Meanwhile, Chris Ray is gone, as is Eugenio Velez.

I'll miss Velez, not because he was a good baseball player (he's not) but because he was interesting. Chris Ray was not interesting or a good baseball player.

Ray and Velez could come back with minor league deals if they don't sign elsewhere. But the Pirates I'm sure will sign both of them.

The other six Giants who were eligible for arbitration were offered it, and will remain Giants:
Javier Lopez
Jonathan Sanchez
Andres Torres
Ramon Ramirez
Santiago Cassila
Cody Ross

So now our roster is fairly set. We have 7 relievers, 5 starters, 6 infielders, 6 outfielders, 2 catchers.

Which means I have nothing to talk about for the rest of the winter. Goodbye.

No, I'm kidding. Our next post will be: "If Chris Ray were a sandwich ingredient, which one would he be?"
(Hint: iceberg lettuce is the correct answer)