It's pretty obvious that I picked the right season to write a daily Giants blog. I also picked the wrong off-season.
One minute we're trying to figure out whether Carl Crawford will bat before or after Brandon Belt, and then suddenly Huff signs, Burrell signs, Uribe deserts us for an extra $1 million, we sign Tejada the next day, and BOOM: we're reduced to writing posts about our 3rd least favorite AL Central team.
By the way, this hyperlink thing is cool. I'm going to start using this creatively.
For instance:
Breaking News! Freddy Sanchez has surgery on his non-throwing shoulder!
Will this impact his ability to play on opening day? Shouldn't.
Can he still throw? Yeah, but with his left arm in a sling, he's going to look like my baby when she throws food. Kind of a limp fling with no body behind it.
Does this surgery mean the Giants are forced to forfeit their world series title as Sanchez was playing with illegal cartilage in his shoulder? Let me look into that.
Any minute now, though, something interesting is going to happen. I can feel it.
Oh, and was Freddy Sanchez born in the USA?
Yep.
Prove it! You have 10 minutes! Get to your filing cabinet!
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